How to master being lazy but cute at the same time(plus other lazy hacks)

Sweatpants are a must in everyone's closet for those days when you just want to be cozy and comfy all day during all those miserable classes we have to sit through. And I get it, when you wear sweatpants, sweatshirt, and some form of Ugg boot combo to school, you are officially done with the day and you're counting the seconds until you get to leave so you can go home and nap forever. But, then there's that one friend who whenever you're looking especially ugly will make you take a selfie with her for her snap story, but she looks all cute and you look well not cute. Well, I have a solution plus some major hacks to life so that you can achieve your ultimate lazy form without having to fear about ambush off guard pictures of you from your friends.

Just so you know, I am known for this at my school for looking cute even though I'm dressing way way down. The trick is, you wear the sweatpants and comfy shoes for optimal comfort for your bottom half, then wear a crop top or some other type of solid color shirt that coordinates with the color of your sweatpants then BAM! cute outfit from waist up because your legs and shoes are going to be covered by your desk anyways so they don't matter! Then there's a question, "what if my arms get cold during class?" The amazing gift that baggy sweatpants bring are that they are so baggy and you can just shove your arms into the legs of the sweatpants and it's all good. "But won't that look weird?" Well you can maybe get a laugh out of you friends and as for the other people, you probably hate them anyway so who cares!! "What if I don't have any friends?" This trick will make a lot of them for you because they'll be like "whoa she's so cool, she shoved her arms down her sweatpants to keep warm, now I wan't to get to know her because she seems like a unique and creative person." "What if I don't want any friends or any new friends?" Well, just throw in a hiss or two and that will keep everyone a good 15ft away from you at all times. Win, win.

Additional lazy person hacks in list form:

• wear the sweatpants you're going to wear the next day to bed because then you don't have to change in the morning
• always have an abundance of dry shampoo at all times, tilting over borderline hoarding point
• when you buy shirts, get mostly solid colors that match with every bottoms and jackets you know, then you can wear the same shirt a few times a week but no one can tell because you changed your pants or wore a different jacket
• buy shoes that don't require tying and if they have laces just loosen them up and tuck the ends under your feet and they instantly become slippers
• when you get socks, get cool and colorful ones with crazy patterns on them so you never have to match them, and if someone asks you can just say they came that way
• ponytails all day everyday when you want your hair out of your face because sometimes messy buns just don't work out
• if you still want to wear makeup but not totally beat your face for hours just for school, brow pencil in your eyebrows, little concealer under the eyes and mascara will do the trick to not look totally dead
• live off your friends food at school so you don't have to bring your own and just treat them later to ice cream over the weekend or something when you feel up to it, they will be very appreciative
• you can also just throw some Cinnamon Toast Crunch in a bag and that's good too, plus this is also an option for those who are how you say, broke, to pay back your friends

okay well these were some hacks to the lazy life and if these are helpful, you're welcome, and if you're like, "I ALREADY DO THESE", then feel free to add some in the comments

also, in the right side bar you can see my OOTD(outfit of the day) which inspired this blog